The United States of America on college education

  • Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
  • USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
  • Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
  • USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
  • Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
  • USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Story Time!
I used to quote this all the time after I first saw this movie (I was ~12/13?) and my mom had to tell me to stop because she thought I didn’t “get it” and I was just unkowingly sharing and inappropriate talent. Oh mom, I knew, I knew.

Story Time!

I used to quote this all the time after I first saw this movie (I was ~12/13?) and my mom had to tell me to stop because she thought I didn’t “get it” and I was just unkowingly sharing and inappropriate talent. Oh mom, I knew, I knew.

The source of this is a 90’s blog, this movie is actually from the 70’s. It was re-released in the 80’s and then put on VHS in the states in 1996 as the 25th anniversary edition. Long story short, this is technically a 70’s movie, but it was a part of 80’s & 90’s kids lives. THE MORE YOU KNOW *sparkles*

The source of this is a 90’s blog, this movie is actually from the 70’s. It was re-released in the 80’s and then put on VHS in the states in 1996 as the 25th anniversary edition. Long story short, this is technically a 70’s movie, but it was a part of 80’s & 90’s kids lives. THE MORE YOU KNOW *sparkles*


Annndd now going to the gym. Stupid summer hours, they close at 1 now. Who can make it to the gym by 1? Yeah going to build muscle like a beast! I’m so weak, ha! I even have a hard time opening doors. I’m not making any progress.

I also just followed some of my long time followers, I should have done this earlier. I’ll get around to following more tonight. My dash has been dead and I need some more people to love. So if you were just followed, thanks for following me and I like you blog!

(same to all of you i have been following for a while)

Also, I need a new theme. I made mine and it was a ~first try. I really want endless scrolling maybe a grid theme but none of the ones found are compatible with photosets. Fix your shit tumblr! Photosets are great and terrible at the same time.

Sorry for all the text post babble. I’m not sure if I’m well slept hyper or over tired.

pimpsicle:

i thought the hands were holding up a picture..



Holy shit, so did I. Whoa.

pimpsicle:

i thought the hands were holding up a picture..

Holy shit, so did I. Whoa.

If I don’t get proposed to at a Disney park, I’m saying no.


prinzesspaige:

You’ve been warned.

If you do propose to me in Disney, even if we aren’t dating, I’ll most likely say yes. If it’s during fireworks or in a hard to get into fancy restaurant I will most definitely say yes.


I was at work until ~12am last night and I didn’t get home and into bed until after 2am. That’s no big deal, I normally fall asleep later than that. What’s all “WTF!?” is the fact that I woke up at 8am. I don’t know when the last time I woke up at 8am without an alarm and didn’t just fall back to sleep. I’m a night owl, I don’t know what to do with daylight hours!

Anyway, last night was craziness and we were short staffed because I’m pretty sure a lot of people quit after that 14 hour day with no break time 2 weeks ago. HA! I had to take on 3 roles, 2 of which I had no training or experience in. That was interesting. I was also working with a new girl (who was super awesome BTW) but I was the one who had to teach her how to do things and where things were ect. At least my last 1.5 hours were quiet and I got to just listen to the band (RADIOHEAD!)

Radiohead was real cool. I got to hear 15 Step and Bodysnatchers live so life is pretty good.